hi there….
its
September 2016…

in case you are wondering, i am not going to the Motel Art Show in Oxford, Ms  this year….2016….i am staying home..

summer wont go away…..its like a bad zit when you have a big teen-age  date coming up…

,.,,got central air in the house  now…for first time ever…!

its insane,,,!..its so cool..!

are you sick of my jokes…?

how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb…?

just one,,

but the light bulb has to really want to change and it takes a long time..

 

did you hear about the 2 cannibals who were eating a clown..?

one said….’does this taste funny to you…?’

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where does a rabbit go to catch a plane..?

O-Hare…………..

 

here is a link to some illustrations i did for the OXFORD AMERICAN magazine …….it came out pretty good….

check it out….
http://www.oxfordamerican.org/magazine/item/555-the-search-for-blind-lemon

 

big announcement…

FREE SHIPPING NOW….ON EVERYTHING……EVERY PRICE YOU SEE INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING IN THE USA…!! ..

i sent off my DNA to be checked,,,for my past history…,,to one of those labs..where you pay , like …200 dollars……it turns out , i had an arrest warrant from 1764 still open on me..i wish i had never sent off my sample,,,,i am laying low…and i am no longer wearing shoes with big buckles on them..

did you see my paintings in the movie Boyhood..?…they were featured in a scene…..i am cleaning off the mantle for my Oscar..

also i appear in the HI Records documentary Take Me To The River……the story of the legendary Memphis Willie Mitchell studio…an incredibly cool place to go and record or just hang out..

but enough about me……oh wait…..this is my website….so IT’S ALL ABOUT ME..!!

 

CELEBRITY LIST,,

i get a lot of people asking me about  my celebrity client list that was on my old website…..it got erased..but since many people are so into celebrity i will try here to remember most of the people.,,,here they are in no particular order,,,i am not saying i met all these people,,,very few  i met in person in fact.,,,,but i know they either bought one or got one or whatever way obtained one,,,and they like it,,,

neil young, jackson browne, david lindley, jimmie vaughan, marty stuart, drew barrymore, michael hutchence, keith richards, bobby whitlock, mark knopfler, richard bennett, susan sarandon, meryl streep, kim richey, john kay,  charlie sexton, david caruso, jaan uhelszki, huey lewis,  lucinda williams,  wilco,  kinky friedman, the band  great white,  johnny colla, etc etc……i know there is  lots more,,,,,my mind slips,,,i will come back later and add more when i can remember better,,,if you are a celebrity and have a painting of mine , drop me a line,,,

 

 

 

 

any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985

or email

earzip@gmail.com

 

i am bailing out of my old yahoo mail account , as it seems unstable and yahoo is doomed anyway,,

 

 

EDDIE GUITAR

photo of me (above) by

J. Shimon & J. Lindemann

two wonderful friends of mine..

any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985

or email

earzip@gmail.com

 

cheers..!!