hi there….
its
April 10, 2016

 

did you hear about the 2 cannibals who were eating a clown..?

one said….’does this taste funny to you…?’

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where does a rabbit go to catch a plane..?

O-hare.

 

Global bun-warming is real…..it makes a  boring sandwich exciting…!…for everyone worldwide…!!

 

i have not had a computer, lately…..mine died….so i couldn’t update website……..but now i have a 79 dollar used Dell,,,,and a new 179 dollar one..

the internet has become useless and boring….except for my website, of course…

i drove my truck  on an adventure today and went to BEST BUY…..god….anyway….i found the computer department, and of course, there was no one working there at all….

i saw people all over in blue shirts..and they looked truly miserable…..and  none would help me, and some actually averted their eyes to keeep from even seeing me

…so i bought the cheapest laptop they had, found it under a counter,  a  179 dollar  Lenovo ideapad 100s……what a misnomer….!………the only idea i got from it was thinking what a piece of junk that Windows 10 is..

look….they have had Windows whatever for 25 years and this junk-ass  Windows Edge browser that comes loaded on the Ideapad, is this the best they can come up with..?….just download Firefox and it is not such a bad computer..good lord….have they no pride..?..is it all written by retard college rejects….?…………lets all get off the interent…just come by my house after 12 noon and i will sell you something…or paint it while you wait…you can braid my hair for me while i paint….that in itself is a 3 dollar value….

i wish carnivals and freak shows would come back..

 

if you missed what i had posted here…you are better off not knowing,

 

here is a link to some illustrations i did for the OXFORD AMERICAN magazine …….it came out pretty good….

check it out….
http://www.oxfordamerican.org/magazine/item/555-the-search-for-blind-lemon

 

big announcement…

FREE SHIPPING NOW….ON EVERYTHING……EVERY PRICE YOU SEE INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING IN THE USA…!! ..except hawaii and alaska..

from now on…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..forever….!

 

i cut a new album last sunday…sunday..easter sunday 2016……its all instrumental……i dont know when it will be out….maybe not too long….it might be good..

 

i sent off my DNA to be checked,,,for my past history…,,to one of those labs..where you pay , like …200 dollars……it turns out , i had an arrest warrant from 1764 still open on me..i wish i had never sent off my sample,,,,i am laying low…and i am no longer wearing shoes with big buckles on them..

did you see my paintings in the movie Boyhood..?…they were featured in a scene…..i am cleaning off the mantle for my Oscar..

also i appear in the HI Records documentary Take Me To The River……the story of the legendary Memphis Willie Mitchell studio…an incredibly cool place to go and record or just hang out..

but enough about me……oh wait…..this is my website….so IT’S ALL ABOUT ME..!!

 

CELEBRITY LIST,,

i get a lot of people asking me about  my celebrity client list that was on my old website…..it got erased..but since many people are so into celebrity i will try here to remember most of the people.,,,here they are in no particular order,,,i am not saying i met all these people,,,very few  i met in person in fact.,,,,but i know they either bought one or got one or whatever way obtained one,,,and they like it,,,

neil young, jackson browne, david lindley, jimmie vaughan, marty stuart, drew barrymore, michael hutchence, keith richards, bobby whitlock, mark knopfler, richard bennett, susan sarandon, meryl streep, kim richey, john kay,  charlie sexton, david caruso, jaan uhelszki, huey lewis,  lucinda williams,  wilco,  kinky friedman, the band  great white,  johnny colla, etc etc……i know there is  lots more,,,,,my mind slips,,,i will come back later and add more when i can remember better,,,if you are a celebrity and have a painting of mine , drop me a line,,,

 

 

 

 

any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985

or email

lamarsorrento@yahoo.com

 

EDDIE GUITAR

photo of me (above) by

J. Shimon & J. Lindemann

two wonderful friends of mine..

any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985

or email

lamarsorrento@yahoo.com

cheers..!!