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Hot dog

Today…I bought a package of already made pronto pups

from the deli area of the grocery store…do you know the difference in a pronto pup and a hot dog..?it’s speed…a pronto pup is faster…thus the name. In America you can not sell a pronto pup at a baseball game or you will be deported,..

anyway,you bake them at 350 for 25 minutes…I ate one with some deli baked beans..it was good…I wish grocery stores would get rid of canned stuff and just have ready to heat and eat stuff…anybody who puts ketchup on a hot dog or a pronto pup is a mental case and you should avoid them…

of course if the pronto pup turns out to be hostile to me, then I will report back a scathing indictment of deli items.

why do they call the fake sushi rolls California Rolls…?..there is no fish in one…it’s not shaped like California. Is it because everything in California is fake..?..

mostly it’s rice and a grisly looking green ooze that I won’t eat …and fake crab meat..they are good with a saucer of soy sauce.

why don’t they call them Alabama rolls, then people in the South would think they invented them . And would eat them here..in Memphis..

in Memphis in 1980 ,in summer, it was over 100 degrees for about 15 days in a row. It was nasty…Some days 106 or more..Many nights it didn’t go below 100 degrees..nobody on the news mentioned it or blamed it on climate change…this was over 40 years ago. The only people who noticed it were the foreign born male fetus creatures that swore that when they grew up that if they could own the biggest search engine and news outlet in the world, they would do everything possible to slant everything that happened anywhere to climate change. Those guys that run Google are smelly immigrants from India and middle East who reek of curry and body odor. They have to fly in private jets because they smell so bad..they try to buy girlfriends online..they teach them to fear the climate.

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