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THE LAZY HAZY CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER

i hated that song when i was a kid…i doubt you know it…its from 1965 or so….it’s by nat king cole….he sang about how great summer was and about lazing about in the park all day spooning with chicks….i guess where he lived it wasn’t 200 DEGREES ALL SUMMER LONG, LIKE WHERE I LIVED..IN THE […]

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how to talk to the opposite sex

radio said to tv set…….. ‘you turn me on….!…’ tv set to radio….’thats easy for you to say’…”’ radio to tv set…..’did you used to belong to Elvis…?’ tv set to radio……’how did you know that..?’  

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the quality of mercy is not strained….

it is bought with money hard cash…moolah…wampum…do-re-mi…lettuce… pesos…bucks…..benjamins….greenbacks.,,.,,bread…scratch…  

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every other day

i have adopted this work schedule…..(have you heard them pronounce ‘schedule’ in England..?..it’s insane..!)  

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