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it is almost april 22 , 2017.,,people are all asking when will i post more paintngs….So…….I just did……!!!!
However due to the terribleness of this notebook styled stream machine (none dare call it a computer) electronic bit masher thing I am forced to use due to poverty and a laissez faire attitude, I can no longer sort my listings on my website…So the new ones will be somewhere on the first page but where I can not say…So peep around..
Some things are simply beyond one’s control…
..Like when you fly on an American Eagle jet….Which is like climbing inside of a 4 ton giant diseased lung and being flung 400 mph through the air while pinned to some fat ass creature in the seat next to you and also being squashed vertically by the basketball player sitting in front of you , all the while dodging projectile baby vomit…..thinking of maybe going to the bathroom before your colon gives or your bladder bursts from waiting 90 minutes on the god damn runway……??????.You ain’t ever getting down that 8inch wide aisle……..!!!..forget it….Cuz,..There’s a sensitive new age guy in the bathroom trying to change diapers on 3 babies, that bastard is never coming out….. best bet is to go with it and just pee your pants..let it flow….That will show them..Stow that under your seat matey..!!!!…After you ever deplane you can go in the sports store in the terminal and buy a 600 dollar Nike track suit and change clothes in the bathroom where whole tribes from Senegal have set up tents and are smoking hash and making loud clacking sounds with their tongues……..thank for flying American Airlines……Oh yes…!!!!..Thanks for having me….!!!
just i bought a new iphone 6s……the iphone 7 was too big…….i just dont think that your wireless phone should be bigger than your shoe.
the 6s does make really good and better pictures…..example, .see my new doug sahm and bob dylan pieces…
my new favorite tv show is The Detectorists on Netflix…a two season british tv show….its so good…i love it so much..i am ready to get back out with my detector now……the weather is better….so far i am 35 cents and a large metal washer ahead…..
the show is about a group who like to use their metal detectors and find stuff…a small club of them in an english village..and their families…fantastic show..
..i take this whole confluence of tv and reality as a sign…my detector is the Tesoro Compadre…it is very affordable (cheap) and very light to hold and it works great…i recommend it…it is dead simple….it just has one knob and a speaker……set it on/near Iron,,,and you are good to go….it can find gold…silver…pot metal…whatever…soda cans…whatever…there is no detector that can just find gold…i can explain it more in detail to you , if you want…if you lose a soda can and need it found, i am your man.,..
new new new CASH AND CARRY POLICY…..
see anything on here that you like..?..but want it for much less…?.and you can come by and pay me and take it with you…?.
…or i can meet you..well,
if you are interested then just send me or call me with an offer…dont be shy…..any reasonable price is cool…i can gird my loins…
having a good new year..?
i am not putting any jokes on here now…no one likes them…..the world has no humor..
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20 x 24 on a flat metal thing that has 2 wooden slats on back so it is sturdy and easy to hang..I thought about painting in her ubiquitous unibrow but in some photos you can tell that someone said to her....For God's sake Frida, let me get my tweezers out of my bag..........New 4/20/2017
the trailer park boys..have you ever watched it..?..if not then you probably dont want this....this is painted on some home made 'home sweet home' thing some handy guy made in the 1970s...23 x 13 approximate...unusual shaped...all wood...hanger on back,,,.. i dare anyone to even want this.."what if he has radies..?'...in a few weeks i am going to throw a cheeseburger picnic in midtown...
freddy king....painted on a boogie board thing...its very light....this was a real album in the 60's but this was not the cover....i just made this up...the original album did not have a picture of freddy on it..its about 36 nches long...wire hanger on back,,,,ready to hang in your tiki lounge..new 3/10/2017
24 x 30 on a thick edge gallery wrap canvas....the kind they use in new york..!!.just like i imagined it..!..skyscrapers and everything.....i read this guy a lot...this is from his poem, a horse with greenblue eyes..this is the last of the mardi gras stuff thats left...
36 inches across...this is one of those boogie board type things that people rode up next to the beach..call it a surf board for midgets....... i put a hanger on back....but you could surf on it , if you were so inclined to break your hip..all this 70 is the new 50 talk is filling up the 'broken hip and going to die soon wards' like crazy.,,, my sources tell me...and i DO have my sources....this is not my first beach boys but it may be only the second,..at this point in my foreign car wreck of a life who would care..?..there is some kind of crap stuck on Mike Love's left ear in the photo that is not really on the painting...i dont know what this means..
25 x 45 on a distressed but straight and lightweight piece of old paneling that i got up the street from a kitchen refurb....so it is not gonna look like something you bought at a mall....its a little rough on the edges ....this is from the same haul as abe lincoln came from....when i first started painting , i painted django, just so i could have a painting of him to look at....then i painted a lot more of him....then people were buying them....then i finally started painting other people...then i up and quit my job and just starved and sold paintings...and thanks to many of you, i am still here..new 2/12/2017...wire hanger on top..i spelled 'gipsies' the way the gypsies spelled it back when..
about 32 x 42 "..this is on some old thin but straight wood that i rescued from a kitchen remodel up the street......Willie Nelson once told me that my art reminded him of his old guitar , Trigger....i felt honored..i just made that up..that's not true...at all...i've never met much of anybody..i met Iris Dement once and had lunch , she didnt like me and who could blame her...i love her singing.....i dont even want to meet anybody famous....they dont even buy drinks...and they get all huffy too easy...look at Johnny Cash's lips...!..hes all ready to lay one on you..if you can't tell who the guys are just by looking then i have failed in my mission and i guess you could maybe learn to use google and stop asking people to explain things........new 02/07/2017....the painting looks a lot better than the photo..even a new iphone 6s cant give me pro chops....
35 x 25 on an old piece of paneling that i curb rescued last week....its light amd straight....a little toothy on one end because my jigsaw blade is from 1978..new 02/08/2017....the first republican president.....but not the first to run for president...john c freemont was the first republican candidate in 1856 but he got beaten by James buchanan, whom i am embarrassed to admit , i am kin to,,,my mother was a Buchanan...we are blood kin with this halfwit president, often referred to as the worst president ever,.....and also to Pat Buchanan the religious political zealot..its a weird world...
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..i am reliable…or i like to think so……don’t you..?
i’ve never had an unhappy customer….i try to do whatever to make customers happy..
local pickups are welcome.,..!
note….i do not ship overseas.,..unless we talk first.
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