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it is almost april  22 , 2017.,,people are all asking when  will i post more paintngs….So…….I just did……!!!!

However due to the terribleness of this notebook styled stream machine (none dare call it a computer) electronic bit masher thing I am forced to use due to poverty and a laissez faire attitude, I can no longer sort my listings on my website…So the new ones will be somewhere on the first page but where I can not say…So peep around..

Some things are simply beyond one’s control…

..Like when you fly on an American Eagle jet….Which is like climbing inside of a 4 ton giant diseased lung and being flung  400 mph through the air while pinned to some  fat ass creature in the seat next to you and also being squashed vertically by the basketball player sitting in front of you , all the while dodging projectile baby vomit…..thinking of maybe going to the bathroom before your colon gives  or your bladder bursts from   waiting 90 minutes on the god damn runway……??????.You  ain’t ever getting down that 8inch wide aisle……..!!!..forget it….Cuz,..There’s a sensitive new age guy in the bathroom trying to change diapers on 3 babies, that bastard is never coming out….. best bet is to go with it and just pee your pants..let it flow….That will show them..Stow that under your seat matey..!!!!…After you ever deplane you can go in the sports store in the terminal and buy a 600 dollar Nike track suit and change clothes in  the bathroom  where whole tribes from Senegal have set up tents and are smoking hash and making loud  clacking sounds with their tongues……..thank for flying American Airlines……Oh yes…!!!!..Thanks for having me….!!!

 

just i bought a new iphone 6s……the iphone 7 was too big…….i just dont think that your wireless phone should be bigger than your shoe.

the 6s  does make really good and better pictures…..example, .see my new doug sahm and bob dylan pieces…

my new favorite tv show is The Detectorists on Netflix…a two season british tv show….its so good…i love it so much..i am ready to get back out with my detector now……the weather is better….so far i am 35 cents and a large metal washer ahead…..

the show  is about a group who like to use their metal detectors and find stuff…a small club  of them in an english village..and their families…fantastic show..

..i take this whole confluence of tv and reality as a sign…my detector is the Tesoro Compadre…it is very affordable (cheap) and very light to hold  and it works great…i recommend it…it is dead simple….it just has one knob and a speaker……set it on/near Iron,,,and you are good to go….it can find gold…silver…pot metal…whatever…soda cans…whatever…there is no detector that can just find gold…i can explain it more in detail to you , if you want…if you lose a soda can and need it found, i am your man.,..

 

new new new CASH AND CARRY POLICY…..

see anything on here that you like..?..but want it for much less…?.and you can come by and pay me and take it with you…?.

…or i can meet you..well,

if you are interested then just send me or call me with an offer…dont be shy…..any reasonable price is cool…i can gird my loins…

 

having a good new year..?

i am not putting any jokes on here now…no one likes them…..the world has no humor..

 

 

FREE SHIPPING……FREE SHIPPING…..FROM NOW ON….ON EVERYTHING

EVERY PRICE YOU SEE INCLUDES FREE SHIPPING …to the lower 48 states,,,USA ..only…

 

if you dont have Paypal, i can always/easily  take a credit card over the phone thru the Square program…just call me ….

call me if you need to…(nine -oh -one) 262-6985

i dont mind..

i still paint orders for whatever you want….

just ask…!!

note..i only ship to the lower 48 united states,,,

 

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I SHIP FAST…I SHIP THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY AFTER YOU PAY THRU PAYPAL..or sometimes even the same day,,,..also i can take a credit card over the phone thru the Square program on iphone…or if you come by in person, i can swipe your card and charge it that way…easy baby..its easy..

..i am reliable…or i like to think so……don’t you..?

i’ve never had an unhappy customer….i try to do whatever to make customers happy..

local pickups are welcome.,..!

note….i do not ship overseas.,..unless we talk first.

 

REMEMBER…FREE SHIPPING ON EVERYTHING YOU SEE…TO THE LOWER 48 STATES ONLY…..FREE…FREE..NO STRINGS….NO COMMITMENT…NO DIAMOND RINGS…….NO HAND HOLDING…..             FREE SHIPPING…

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