hi there….
April 2017… may seem that  i have quit painting but i have not….i am working on a movie script……the movie stars people who  all have the names of birds……

so far i  have Russell Crowe.. Ethan Hawke…Ryan Gosling.. and Jay Leno…i was using Robin Williams but he sadly migrated…

i know i have not posted any paintings lately…i may not for a while….i might just quit……I might go into the clergy..

When did you last see a preacher break a sweat…?..Except when near a lie detector machine…


Who knows what famous book this line comes from….Oh shoot…I forgot..It’s on Google now and you can just search for it…

..’I Would eat one of them ing-urns…Dove announced…’

Such a great book….wont be any more writing like that…








i am not going to post any jokes this year…..i dont think any of you like the ones i put on here.

i took them all off mostly ..but i like them…

why did the siamese twins move to england…? the other one could drive for a while…

what does FIAT stand for…?

Fix It Again Tony….


ok, i left that one….but that’s all..but i could easily post a lot more if i  got any encouragement..from you, the reader..


i wish there was a key on the keyboard that was ‘t

so you could make contraction like don’t and ain’t etc…much easier…




here is a link to some illustrations i did for the OXFORD AMERICAN magazine …….it came out pretty good….

check it out….



big announcement…


i sent off my DNA to be checked,,,for my past history…,,to one of those labs..where you pay , like …200 dollars……it turns out , i had an arrest warrant from 1764 still open on me..i wish i had never sent off my sample,,,,i am laying low…and i am no longer wearing shoes with big buckles on them..

did you see my paintings in the movie Boyhood..?…they were featured in a scene…..i am cleaning off the mantle for my Oscar..

also i appear in the HI Records documentary Take Me To The River……the story of the legendary Memphis Willie Mitchell studio…an incredibly cool place to go and record or just hang out..

but enough about me……oh wait…..this is my website….so IT’S ALL ABOUT ME..!!

what does FIAT stand for…?

fix it again Tony…!!



i get a lot of people asking me about  my celebrity client list that was on my old website… got erased..but since many people are so into celebrity i will try here to remember most of the people.,,,here they are in no particular order,,,i am not saying i met all these people,,,very few  i met in person in fact.,,,,but i know they either bought one or got one or whatever way obtained one,,,and they like it,,,

neil young, jackson browne, david lindley, jimmie vaughan, marty stuart, drew barrymore, michael hutchence, keith richards, bobby whitlock, mark knopfler, richard bennett, susan sarandon, meryl streep, kim richey, john kay,  charlie sexton, david caruso, jaan uhelszki, huey lewis,  lucinda williams,  wilco,  kinky friedman, the band  great white,  johnny colla, etc etc……i know there is  lots more,,,,,my mind slips,,,i will come back later and add more when i can remember better,,,if you are a celebrity and have a painting of mine , drop me a line,,,





any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985

or email


i am bailing out of my old yahoo mail account , as it seems unstable and yahoo is doomed anyway,,




photo of me (above) by

J. Shimon & J. Lindemann

two wonderful friends of mine..

any questions…call me anytime.,,, .area code nine-oh-one 262-6985

or email



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