Official web site of Lamar Sorrento, self taught southern artist

cleaned out

well…i’m cleaned out of art….a certain someone came buy and got everything that wasn’t tied down….except for the big Ziggy….thats still for sale..

i won’t have any new stuff to look at on here til i dont know when….long time…i am sorry….i have a long list of painting requests that i am working hard on,,,but sometimes i get so tired.

what the hell happened to Pine-Sol…?..they took out the smell…!!!!..why lord why…?..used to be, you could pour a cap full in your toilet , without cleaning anything else in the whole house….and the smell would permeate everywhere. people who stopped by would say to themselves, ‘he keeps a very clean house , he is very sanitary’…when in fact the rest of the house looks like Sanford and Son….that little miracle in a bottle…gone ..gone…..now its made so it wont offend trans-sexual bathroom sniffers who have nose cancer or anyone with a mortal fear of pine cones..

this world has gone to the lowest common denominator….soon it will be white shirts and skinny black ties and black slacks for everyone….like a continent of 1960’s IBM salesmen, which I realize is a very vague and dated reference.