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people i miss since my tv set broke

its hard to deal with the fact that people all over earth are watching the new season 8 of GOT but my tv set died and all i get now is regular basic cable on a 1980s tv set , which miraculously has a good picture , although the screen is smaller than a record album…i watch baseball on it but to see the score i have to crawl across the floor and put my face up to the screen to read the graphics.

i like for a show to make some sense, like Game Of Thrones does. . The Hound is my favorite character. he will probably get killed this year, i hope they dont turn him into a White Walker but that seems to be the coming fate of everybody, which is pretty weird.

maybe when GOT is over these characters will move over to The Walking Dead (the worst series ever created) and kill everybody in about 4 minutes.

if i would been a character on the first season of GOT , i would have been killed horribly in my first appearance , but would have parlayed that experience into endless talk show spots discussing things that i saw and heard on the set and juicy juicy gossip. i would be getting gigs at Comic Con and at various casinos as a greeter. . if a canoe twice is canoes why isnt a casino twice called casinoes.

i have a real old walking cane that is a sword in disguise, if you cross me when i am walking, i might run you through, if provoked. i can see old dried blood on the blade.

i am ready for a new series of Fargo.

i ate 2 cans of Armour Vienna Sausage the other day. for lunch. with mustard and crackers.

the next day i noticed that my hair was never more healthy looking..

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mr. dylan espouses love and theft as a way of life

Posted on 01/08/201903/23/2019 by lamar sorrento

i usually have several 150 dollar dylan paintings around but now here is an 1,100 dollar one…and its worth more, […]

mr. elvis

Posted on 01/05/201901/23/2019 by lamar sorrento

8 1/2 ” wide by 20 1/2 ” tall…on back of some old bead board. here he has the red […]

cool hand luke

Posted on 01/03/201901/04/2019 by lamar sorrento

on thick piece of wood with hanger hole on back 9″ x 9″..the photo is kind a crooked…. i enjoy […]

Mr. Charles Patton

Posted on 01/01/201901/04/2019 by lamar sorrento

8″ wide by 10″tall on a store bought art panel. my favorite of all the blues guys. i can’t even […]

mr. dylan thomas

Posted on 01/01/201904/03/2019 by lamar sorrento

doing what writers do best… drinking booze, smoking and being about ready to write. it could take a few days, […]

mr. bob

Posted on 01/01/201901/07/2019 by lamar sorrento

so glad Bob didnt burn up in Malibu Fire but i guess he could have just waded out in the […]

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