Official web site of Lamar Sorrento, self taught southern artist

people i miss since my tv set broke

its hard to deal with the fact that people all over earth are watching the new season 8 of GOT but my tv set died and all i get now is regular basic cable on a 1980s tv set , which miraculously has a good picture , although the screen is smaller than a record album…i watch baseball on it but to see the score i have to crawl across the floor and put my face up to the screen to read the graphics.

i like for a show to make some sense, like Game Of Thrones does. . The Hound is my favorite character. he will probably get killed this year, i hope they dont turn him into a White Walker but that seems to be the coming fate of everybody, which is pretty weird.

maybe when GOT is over these characters will move over to The Walking Dead (the worst series ever created) and kill everybody in about 4 minutes.

if i would been a character on the first season of GOT , i would have been killed horribly in my first appearance , but would have parlayed that experience into endless talk show spots discussing things that i saw and heard on the set and juicy juicy gossip. i would be getting gigs at Comic Con and at various casinos as a greeter. . if a canoe twice is canoes why isnt a casino twice called casinoes.

i have a real old walking cane that is a sword in disguise, if you cross me when i am walking, i might run you through, if provoked. i can see old dried blood on the blade.

i am ready for a new series of Fargo.

i ate 2 cans of Armour Vienna Sausage the other day. for lunch. with mustard and crackers.

the next day i noticed that my hair was never more healthy looking..

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Mr. Faulkner

Posted on 01/01/201901/23/2019 by lamar sorrento

8″ wide by 18 ” long on an old piece of wood… get some good art for less than a […]

mr muddy waters

Posted on 01/01/201901/04/2019 by lamar sorrento

7 1/2″ wide 19 long” on a old piece of bead board…. i have decided to go on and get […]

faulkner at rowan oak

Posted on 12/21/201812/22/2018 by lamar sorrento

this is the twin piece to the barry and larry piece. this is on the same kind of door but […]

barry hannah and larry brown in oxford

Posted on 12/21/201812/21/2018 by lamar sorrento

this is on a little cabinet door …its 20″ wide 16 tall”..it came out of an office in the Red […]

ziggy tom

Posted on 12/02/201812/02/2018 by lamar sorrento

24 x 24 on thin wood….i aint got time to think of nothin cute to say..maybe later when the feeling […]

bob dylan has no direction home

Posted on 12/02/201812/05/2018 by lamar sorrento

i dont think he even can drive a car…sure cant drive a motorcycle..! in the picture he is obviously at […]

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