St. Christopher


St. Christopher has been killed more times than probably any other saint in history.. He keeps coming back for more. He’s doing an afternoon tea show in Vegas 6 days a week, telling jokes and spinning entertaining yarns for people at the tapioca bar and Keno parlor.. Low key. On Sunday he goes out in the desert and drinks a 12 pack of Miller Light. Then on Monday he is back at it.

12” tall x 36” wide on a board. It’s lightweight so not likely to pull a big hole in your drywall.

I am down to feeling good for about 8 minutes a day.

What I have learned from Netflix…. apparently the British  are the smartest people on earth because they can perfectly understand what they are saying to each other.














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